Are you one of those guys who has a hard time talking to women? Does starting up a conversation with a pretty girl seem about as easy solving a calculus test while blindfolded? If not … then you can probably skip this article. But if you are, you’re not alone; others share your plight, and I, personally, have yet to hear any solid advice about it. That’s probably because—and here’s the bad news—there isn’t any one, easy answer to this problem. However, there are a few kernels of wisdom that hopefully can help things a little.
First of all, know that your problem is very real. But often, people pass it off like it’s no big deal: “You just have to have confidence, bro,” or “You just gotta go talk to ‘em … bro.” At face value, that’s actually not bad advice, really, but for anyone who’s truly afraid of girls, this is much easier said than done. Your brain knows what you have to do, and that the stakes of failure are pretty low (a girl saying “no” is far from the worst thing in the world) but if you’re truly afraid of talking to women, even though your brain knows what to do, your heart and your feet have very different opinions—having a girl in front of you that you want to talk to might as well be like climbing Mt. Everest during Yeti season. You just feel like you can’t do it. What’s worse is the notion that maybe this girl is the one! This could be your future wife, if you’ll just talk to her! … And yet, you can’t. And that’s the most maddening part. Every ride on the subway, every trip to a coffee shop can turn into an agonizing trial of watching true love slip through your grasp as you stand by helplessly.
Sounds crappy. Can’t say I can relate.
Just kidding. As you can see, I totally understand the experience. And I’m a pretty logical, get-business-done kind of guy! Normally for this sort of thing, my advice would be, “Stop being a wimp and just do it,” but as someone who’s experienced it, I know that all the common sense and courage in the world sometimes just doesn’t work.
Unfortunately, there’s no magic solution to your problem. Just like there’s no solution to being bad at math, or having a short attention span, or getting weirdly turned on at the thought of being kidnapped by lizard women who force you to become one of the “breeders” … okay, maybe that last one is oddly specific. Anyway, there is no magic solution to your problem: like any other difficulty you might have to contend with in life, it’s not so much a question of getting rid of it; rather it’s a question of bringing it down to manageable levels.
Now the good news. It is manageable. Here’s some advice that I hope will help.
First, let’s put your problem into perspective. Are you really afraid of talking to girls? At first, you might say, “What are you talking about, I find myself almost physically unable to walk up to a girl, that’s how terrified I am.” But think about this: Are you afraid of talking to your mother or sister? (And I’m assuming your mom is normal, not like that “No wire hangers!!!” lady from that one movie.) Here, you’re probably saying, “Yeah, but that’s different! She’s my mom!” … Yeah, but still a female. So clearly, it’s not that you’re afraid of talking to women. You can do it, you just need a situation in which you feel comfortable enough.
Let me sidetrack by telling you a quick story of two gladiators, Gaius and Maximus. Whenever Gaius fights a one-on-one fight, he always loses. Maximus, however, often wins. This makes Gaius think of himself as a substandard fighter. Then one day, Gaius fights in a multi-combatant free-for-all. He finds that the ability to use the chaos to his advantage, combined with his superior endurance, results in him winning the fight, while Maximus struggles. Who, then, is the more successful fighter? It turns out that both are adept depending on the situation. If Gaius is smart, he’ll enter more free-for-all fights and perhaps stay away from one-on-one combats. If he does this, he’s likely to be quite successful. Sometimes knowing your strengths is the key to success.
So what does this have to do with talking to women? Well, in my experience, when a lot of guys think about talking to girls, what usually comes to mind is bars/clubs and chance public meetings (talking to strangers in stores, etc.) Now, it’s true these situations can yield results, and a wise man will utilize every chance available in his search for love (provided he has the guts), but unless you’re extremely charismatic, your odds here are pretty low. This is especially true in bars where, if you’re the kind of guy who has trouble talking to women in the first place, you might not exactly fit in with the crowd.
So the trick, is, then, to put yourself in situations where you can talk to women more easily. Like Gaius, you don’t want to be playing someone else’s game … you want to be playing the game you’re best at. And what game that is is kind of up to you to figure out. Of course, an obvious place is online. This gives you ample time to think about responses without having to worry about all the other stuff, like your facial expressions, or if your overactive sweat glands are starting to kick in again. But also keep your eyes out for other things, too. Look for local gatherings were you can meet people in situations that showcase your talents. There was one time where I found a group of over-30 singles who met for brunch ever Sunday. This was a really good way for me to socialize in a more relaxed atmosphere than a club. If you’re religious, you can look for church gatherings, etc. Try taking fitness classes … or dare I say, martial arts. Or, just make sure you go to every party your friends throw: sometimes you can meet new people at those.
Now, the wise will be quick to point out the old adage: “Don’t crap where you eat.” Sometimes when you find a group that tends to be a comfortable place for you to meet people, you might find that it’s too easy for you to talk to women, and if you’re not careful, you might get the reputation of that guy who’s always hitting on the new girls who come to Thursday board game nights. Then again, sometimes you have to put your own goals ahead of the opinions of others. In any case, if you’re in this situation, mission accomplished, you’re talking to women without fear!
But what if there are no such social situations in your town? This can be a problem in less metropolitan areas. Well, as the saying goes: “Be the change you want to see in the world.” Try creating your own! You can perhaps expect failure, but you never know: you might get something going. A friend of mine did just this very thing, so I’ve seen it happen. With enough effort, and a bit of promotion, you might be able to start something big … and that level of initiative and leadership looks great to any prospective girlfriends.
But now a little reality check. I don’t mean to make this sound like it’s easy. Just … easier. Hopefully, though, you’ll manage to find a time and a place where you can be charismatic and talk to women with less stress, and even polish up your skills for some of those harder situations, like bars. And also, let me stress that I don’t recommend you completely give up on some on the harder social situations (again: clubs, cafes, and the like). When it comes to finding love, you want to try your best to utilize every resource you can. Just don’t beat yourself up if you’re not great at it, and realize it’s not your best playing field.
In any case, if the thought of talking to girls makes you more nervous than a hotdog in front of Takeru Kobiyashi, know that: A. You’re not a wimp, B. You still have to deal with it anyway, and you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and C. Thankfully, there are some ways to put yourself in situations that are more conducive to your success. So like any wise warrior, be brave, but also know on which battlefield you fight your best. Good luck to you.
Oh—there’s one other way to put yourself in some situations where you might feel more comfortable talking to women, but that involves traveling to other countries, and carries with it its own field of hazards, strategies, and prejudices to navigate. We’ll talk about that in our next article! Stay tuned!