It seems like one of the most popular kinds of articles on my blog are ones involving martial arts. Which surprises me, to be honest. In my experience, opinions on martial arts are like buttholes … uh … they can expand and contract … sometimes they get inflamed … I forgot the rest of that analogy. Anyway, there are so many different ways to do martial arts, that there are all kinds of conflicting opinions, and sometimes things can get a bit heated when talking shop in the martial arts world. In any case, it seems that a few people like what I have to say, so here’s yet another installment in my crash courses on martial arts. This time it’s about ground fighting!
As I might or might not have mentioned (read: I’m too lazy to look through my previous articles), most experts agree that a lot of fights end up on the ground. They’re not the elegant exchanges of punches and blocks one sees in the movies, and are more like pair of angry baboons beating the piss out of one another. But I digress: the bottom line is, no matter how good you are at kicking or punching, you’ll probably need some ground fighting skill, too.
Full disclosure: I suck at jiu-jitsu. I do have a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, which takes about as much time to get as a black belt in some other styles, but I’m pretty much at the bottom of the barrel as far as blue belts go. Jiu-jitsu is much like math, in that it sort of requires a certain kind of brain that can easily visualize options and tactics, and my brain just doesn’t work that way. But here’s why my struggles can help you. You see, since I feel better fighting from standing, my whole aim with jiu-jitsu is to learn strategies to help me survive just long enough that I can get back to my feet and either resume busting heads or getting the hell out of Dodge. Forget doing fancy arm bars, bermimbolo rolls, and so on, I just want to stand back up. And if you don’t know the slightest thing about ground fighting, then your goal should be to do the same! So here are my tips for keeping your elbows in their sockets should you find yourself duking it out on the terra firma.
Also, in the spirit of honesty, I should warn you: It’s been a good several years since I’ve done any of these, so my memory might be a bit foggy. And when I tried to test them out by saying to my wife, “Hey, could you try choking me with your legs? I want to try something,” she just rolled her eyes and walked away because she thought it was a desperate ploy to trick her into some weird sex thing.
… She was partly right. But anyway, take some of these pieces of advice with the forewarning that my knowledge in the matter isn’t quite as sharp as when I was actively practicing.
And as usual, a disclaimer: Like I said, ground fighting is tough. Don’t get a false sense of confidence from these tips. If you end up on the ground with a black belt in jiu-jitsu, you’re pretty much up Crapapoo Creek without a paddle. You should avoid ground fighting like Franz Ferdinand should avoid outdoor bistros. Jiu-jitsu black belts can do things you wouldn’t think are humanly possible. BUT, people have survived falling out of airplanes if just the right circumstances line up, and maybe these tips can serve as your bed of newly fallen snow.
… Because, see, the snow is one of those factors that can help cushion your fall if … never mind. Let’s just go.
1. When you go down …
The first thing to do when surviving ground fighting is to make sure you don’t split your skull on the concrete to begin with. Believe it or not, you can get slammed on concrete, and still feel fresh as a daisy, provided you follow some simple rules. In judo, this is known as ukemi, and it takes some practice to get it right, but I’ll try to simplify it.
First, if you only do one thing, tuck your chin. Some advice that’s helped me is to “look at your navel.” Why? Well, when you hit the ground, your head is likely to snap back like a whip and hit the ground. And that is worse news than a new strain of ebola COVID. By tucking your head, you’ll tense those neck muscles, and keep Mr. Back of the Head from becoming bosom buddies with Mr. Sidewalk.
Now, once you’ve got the head tuck mastered, the next thing to do is give a nice shout when you hit the ground. Go on, don’t be afraid … let it all out. (This should feel natural, since the impact of hitting the ground will sort of surprise you.) The reason for this is a shout will cause you to expel your air, thereby reducing the size and pressure of your lungs, which will, in turn, reduce the pressure and interior impact to your torso. You’ll know if you mess up: the inside of your chest will feel itchy. As weird as that sounds … you’ll know what I mean when it happens. Most people, in lieu of shouting, will just sharply exhale, but in my experience, if you do that, you’ll end up holding back. Let it all out! Shout!
Third, slap the ground with an open hand, ideally at a 45 degree angle to your body. I know the last thing you want to do is spank cement with your hand, but doing so disperses the impact better than if you absorb it all onto your back. Make sure your hand hits around the same time the rest of your body does (which is why I said earlier this can take practice) because your initial instinct will be to reach out and catch yourself, but this can concentrate all the impact on the arm, which could lead to a fracture.
Anyway, this is worth practicing at home. Not only can it help you in a fight, it can also help you if you slip on the ice during winter. Start by lying flat on your back, then try it from a crouching position, then standing, and when you feel confident, you can jump up a little and try it while falling. Of course, be smart, and make sure you have a nice, soft surface for falling. And don’t blame me if you get hurt doing it wrong.
2. Standing back up
British punk band Chumbawumba knows what it’s about. Because when they get knocked down, they get up again. You ain’t never gonna keep them down. And you should follow their advice. Remember, ground fighting is a tough game to win, especially if you have minimal training, so your goal is to get back up as soon as possible.
Only it’s not always that easy. If the other guy is down there with you, it might be easier. But much worse is when the other person is standing. They might try to use your head to practice their field goals with. (That’s a football reference for my non-American friends. And by “football” I mean … “the other football.”) So there are two ways to increase your chances of safely getting back on your feet.
The first way I’ve heard called a “tactical stand up.” This might seem a bit tricky, but you can probably find some video guides on YouTube. Anyway, the gist is that you plant one forearm and the opposing foot on the ground (so your right arm and your left foot, for example.) Meanwhile, you use the other foot and hand (your left hand and right foot, in this example) to kick away and ward off any uncoming attacks as you rise from your forearm unto your hand, then take your floating leg (the right) and swing it underneath you so you’re in a crouching position … which you can then turn into a stand.
The other way is you can do a backwards roll: toss your legs and feet up, and back over one shoulder, riding the momentum to roll up onto your neck (make sure you’re doing this at an angle and not straight back or you might end up with a vicious neck kink) then onto your knees, rising into a guarding position. It’s fun.
3. Read my other guide.
In this guide I give a lot of advice that applies to ground situations, as well. I’ll sum it up here: Always be aware of any ways you can use your hands, feet, elbows, knees, and forehead to strike back at your opponent. If he really has a mind for wrestling, he might forget about the possibility of a counter-strike and leave himself wide open. Also, keep an open mind for any ways you can escape holds. For example, is your face in the dirt as he pushes on your elbow? Instead of trying to win in a battle of strength by trying to wrest your hand back from him, just bend your knees into your chest and stand up. Is he laying on top of you? Instead of trying to sit up, try sliding out to the side. (Easier said than done, but it’s just an example.) Thinking outside the box is key in these situations. The wrist release will also help you on the ground because a lot of guys will end up trying to grab and control your wrists.
Something I mentioned in my previous article, and something that bears repeating here is the concept of proportionality. Remember that if he’s just trying to pin you, and you try gouging his eyes out so they’re dangling from their optic nerves, perhaps clicking against each other like a Newton’s cradle, then that’s going to propel the fight to a whole new deadly level. So gauge carefully how hard you go.
3.a. Push on his face.
This is illegal in judo … and that’s usually a good sign: Judo has rules designed to encourage players to use showier, more difficult techniques, while discouraging easy moves. But: If you move the head, the body follows. So push on that face and move it away from you, and, as R.E.O. Speedwagon suggests, just keep pushing. I guess you could also just punch the guy in the face, depending what your game is.
4. Use every limb you can.
Along those lines, remember you’ve got two hands and two legs (most of us), so use as many of them as you can whenever you can. Instead of letting a leg just sit there, wrap it around his, or use your knee to push him away. Use one arm to prop yourself up to a sitting position while the other pushes on his face. Whatever. Use all the tools you have.
5. Don’t forget to grab fabric.
In jiu-jitsu there are two kinds of combat: gi and no-gi. The gi,of course, is the traditional karate pajamas that are worn in many kinds of martial arts. Many jiu-jitsu techniques incorporate the gi into their maneuvers and, while many are a bit too complicated to learn here, the takeaway lesson is that pant legs and shirt sleeves can provide valuable handholds for times when you want to move someone’s arm or leg into a different position. Do be careful about actually sticking your fingers in their sleeves or pant legs as, I’m told, they can get twisted around your fingers and break things, but otherwise feel free to dig those grubby nubbies of yours into Levi’s and Croft-and-Barrows in order to control your opponent.
And if your opponent is shirtless and wearing shorts? Well, now you know why people also practice no-gi fighting.
6. Protect your back.
One of the first tips anyone will teach you in jiu-jitsu is to never expose your back to your opponent. … There are exceptions, such as the infamous “turtle position,” but that’s a topic for another day. In general, though, when your opponent takes your back, he’ll latch on like a monkey on the back of a politician’s son, then proceed to try to choke you. Or, if he’s a more straight-to-the-point kind of guy, he’ll just go for the back of your head and practice his football kick. (This time, I mean the international kind of football: “soccer,” for my American friends.) We’ll talk about what to do if you mess up and he does take your back, later.
7. Learn to shrimp.
You’ll find out in a second why it’s called that. And again, you’re probably better off searching for a video of this. But anyway, this is a special method of movement on the ground. To do it: Lie on your back, then turn to your side while thrusting your butt out behind you. Most BJJ or judo athletes will also hold their arms in front of them, using them to push against an opponent’s shoulders or body.
This technique is generally used as a means of escaping someone atop you. By moving your butt and hips out like that, you basically slide your body out from underneath them: a task that would normally be impossible with him just laying on top of you. Additionally, it creates space enough for you to get to your knees and shins between you and your foe, and the value of this will be covered in our next tip.
Now, don’t think this is magic: There’s a lot more involved in escaping, but this is a good place to start when stuck on the ground.
8. Keep your legs between you and your opponent … until you can stand.
Easier said than done, as practice will make abundantly clear any time you go against a trained fighter who just tosses your legs aside like they’re nothing, then pins you. But, as long as those mud stompers are between you and him, he can’t reach your body or your face.
A common move in grappling arts is the full guard, in which the combatant on the ground actually wraps his legs around the waist of the other guy, and believe it or not, this is considered not only a safe position, but often a desired one since, again, having those legs between him and his opponent keeps him from being pinned.
However, don’t feel too safe in either instance. It’s only a matter of time before the other guy gets past your legs, and pins you. Additionally, defending with an opponent in your guard works in judo because punches to the jimmy aren’t allowed. But in a real fight anything goes, so follow the advice in item no. 2 and get back to standing ASAP.
9. If you’re in his guard.
Well, if he’s just on the ground with his feet in the air, and you’re standing, then … great! Just turn around, go home and watch Cobra Kai.
Now, if you’re on the ground and you’re in his guard (you’ll be on your knees, with your feet under your butt cheeks—that’s just how these things pan out), don’t get too cocky, and don’t play his game. As a grappler, he’s hoping you’re going to reach out with your arms (in which case he’ll arm bar you) or lean forward (in which case he’ll triangle choke you – more on this later) or just sit there (in which case, he’ll probably do something else, like kick your legs our from under you, or roll around and put you in an oma pilata or something.) So what’s a rookie to do?
Stand up.
I told you don’t play his game. Just stand up. … Now, you have to be a bit careful. When you do this, make sure you come to one foot, then the other, and that both feet are wider than your shoulders. You’re not totally in the free-and-clear yet, and if you’re not careful he can still tangle up those legs and take you down. But do this right, and his legs will weaken, and you can grab his feet or legs and take them off you. If he tries to do some fancy spin-around moves, and if you’re feeling particularly vicious, you can try kicking him, or stomping him like a bug. Keep proportionality in mind.
If, for some reason, you don’t stand, the easiest thing to do is sit there, with your knees open wide (which will give you a good base and prevent him from kicking them out) and don’t move forward. Also slouch a little: just the way they told you not sit in school, with a slight C curve to your spine. And above all, think heavy. If you do this right, you’ll be like a mountain. … Unmoveable, not covered in snow and frequented by Swedish skiers. Again, this takes practice, so it’s easier to just stand up. But I thought I’d throw it in here.
Ooorr you can just punch him in the jimmy.
Part 2: (Slightly) More complicated stuff
Here things are going to get into a bit more detail. While I’m still trying to keep things simple, these involve some slightly more technical concepts. Regardless, they’re worth learning because they’re situations you’ll likely encounter on the ground.
10. Escaping full mount
Full mount is basically the “schoolyard bully” position: you know, the one where you’re on the ground and the other guy is on top of you, buffeting you with his fists, his mittens flopping to and fro as he lands his punches. Anyway, most experts will tell you that if you end up in this position, you’re already in trouble. But there are some ways out, and this method is probably the best. It even works against experienced jiu-jitsu players if they’re having an off day. And do yourself a favor and search for this on YouTube to see it in action. It’ll be a lot more clear.
So here we go. First, if his knees are really deep into your armpits, you’ll have to deal with that. Otherwise, those knees will push your arms up so far that you won’t be able to use them, instead just sort of flopping ‘em around like the little brother in A Christmas Story when he’s in his snow suit. So put the soles of your feet flat on the ground (bending your legs) and your elbows on his thighs, and push as you siddle your hips and scoot away from him a little. Now, once he’s a little bit farther down on you, grab one of his arms. You can grab it by the wrist or, if he’s wearing a long-sleeve shirt, the … well, the shirt. Next, take your leg of the same side of his arm that’s being grabbed (so if you have his right arm, your left leg … keep in mind he’s facing you) and plant your foot so that it’s as close to your hip as possible; your goal is to get it so that it’s close to his knee. Now, you’ve got his arm, and his leg is blocked by yours. While keeping your shoulders and feet on the ground, raise your hips (a move known as bridging) as high as you can, and tip to the side of his that you’re blocking (your left, his right in our example.) He won’t be able to catch himself with his hand, or stabilize himself with his leg, and he’ll tip right over.
Now, this won’t work if he’s down low, trying to arm bar you or something, so you’ll have to wait for the right minute, but it has a pretty good chance of success!
Oh, and if he does this thing where he wraps his legs around yours and digs his shins into yours … just straighten your legs out. That’ll weaken his legs and you can hopefully move them back into position.
Okay, that’s an escape for full mount … but what about side mount, half guard, knee-on-belly, and submarine sandwich guard? (I made that last one up.) Well, those are all things you need to take classes for. But shrimping, detailed above, is a good strategy if you don’t know what else to do.
11. Defending against chokes
…Okay, you messed up. You zigged when you should have zagged, and now you’re getting choked. What do you do?
First of all, understand how a choke works. As a general rule, they don’t suffocate you. … Most of them. Rather, they cut of the carotid artery’s blood supply to your brain, and while that sounds super brutal, basically all this results in is unconsciousness. Well … unless someone continues to hold it afterwards, in which case you’ll start to suffer brain damage and eventually death, but no sense in being a nervous nelly, now, is there? Anyway, not every choke is a good choke, and the first trick is know when it’s time to truly say “Oh, crap.” If uncomfortable and maybe gagging a little, it’s not necessarily time to throw in the towel. Warning signs of a good choke are a feeling of pressure in your head. Kind of the feeling you get when you hold your breath and force all the blood to your head to make your face turn purple. You did that in grade school, right? It feels like that. And if you feel that, it’s “oh crap” time because it takes under a minute for you to go beddy-bye after that. But if you’re just uncomfortable, it doesn’t mean it’s time to panic just yet, so keep your cool.
In any case, since chokes rely on the carotid artery, keeping your chin tucked to your neck, or burying it in the crooks of choking arms is always a good first line of defense. Skilled fighters will have tricks of getting through it, but a little goes a long way. Also, putting the back of your hand to your opposite jawline (right hand to left jaw for instance) can also create a barrier that can stymie many chokes. Don’t ask why, just trust me.
Now, if he’s got his arm wrapped around your neck, he’s probably trying to choke you in the classic “sleeper hold” (guess why they call it that?) or rear-naked choke, the latter term of which isn’t as sexy as it sounds. So first, dig your chin into the crook of his elbow. That’ll create space between your carotid artery and his arm, which will prevent his choke from shutting off the blood supply to your head. Next … try standing! It might be a bit difficult depending on the size of the guy, but that’s why you work out … you do work out, don’t you? If not, start! In any case, when you’re standing, it’ll be a lot harder for him to hang on, or maintain the position he needs for a good choke. Maybe you can even slam him against a wall or something like Andre the Giant does to Carry Elwes in The Princess Bride. … And by the way, that’s exactly the kind of choke I’m talking about, and Elwes’ hold is completely ineffective here … partly because Andre is standing!
If you can’t stand, then try turning towards your opponent so you’re face to face with him. He can’t do a sleeper choke in that position. Make sure, though, that if he’s choking you, you turn the correct direction! You’ll know it’s the wrong direction if the choke feels tighter when you turn; just stop and go the other way. And by the way, this strategy—of turning face-to-face with a choking opponent—works for many other kinds of rear chokes, too.
In the event he’s got you on your side, and he’s latched on to your back, shift your butt out and put it on the floor. This will end up putting you sort of face up towards the ceiling and, since he was on your back, now he’ll be on your side. You can continue rotating so you’re facing him. He might have his legs wrapped around you, though, so you might have to reach down and try to grab his legs so you can open them.
Also, as usual, keep in mind you can strike by smashing the back of your head into his nose, elbowing him in the ribs, or more. If your opponent is smart or lucky, he might know how to position himself to minimize the damage from these attacks, but it’s an option.
There’s also the triangle choke. This happens when your opponent gets his legs around you, and one of your arms is sticking through his legs (in front of his body) and the other is behind his legs (in front of his thigh’s underside.) It’s a classic move, but to the uneducated doesn’t seem like something that can choke you, and that’s why it’s so insidious.
The first step to avoiding the triangle choke is to make sure, when his legs are wrapped around your body, that both your arms stay on the same side of his legs. This is easier said than done, as he’ll likely have some tricks for getting one in and one out. This is why, when in guard, you want to stand up. (See tip 9.)
If he does get you in a triangle choke, and you happen to be in his guard, you can quash it if you act soon enough by posting your hands on his abdomen (be careful he doesn’t grab them!) and looking up at the ceiling. Don’t rise up on your knees, since that will raise your center of gravity and make it easy for you to be swept: Keep a strong base while driving your nose up at the ceiling. Think head and nose up, lower body and hands down. That should make it difficult for him to get a grip.
However, if you’ve totally messed up, and he’s outright triangle choking you, and you feel the pressure building in your head, get him on his back, come up to your feet (but with him still on the ground; you’ll probably have a wide-legged stance and be bending over), and drive forward, so that you’re bent over and your face is over his. At this point, he should be rolled up on to his neck, with his legs still around you. But in this position, it’s a lot more difficult for him to apply the pressure needed to execute the choke. You can also apply our body weight downward to put even more pressure on him. If you do it right, this should buy you some time. It’ll be difficult to escape from this position unless you get vicious and start punching or slamming, but at least the blood will be able to flow to your brain.
12. Defending against arm bars
Another issue you might encounter on the ground is arm bars. Not as enjoyable as candy bars, or ice cream bars, or sports bars, but maybe better than behind bars. For the beginner, this will seem like a maneuver designed to break someone’s arm, but it’s not; rather, it’s an attempt to dislocate the elbow or shoulder joint. This is why it’s allowed in judo, jiu-jitsu, and other sports: because dislocations are much easier to recover from than fractures. You still should treat them as a danger, and you don’t want to go messing around with them, and you probably won’t be able to continue a fight if one happens, but it’s something to keep in mind.
Like chokes, the best way to escape an arm bar is not expose yourself to the technique in the first place. Always be mindful of reaching your arm out far in order to grab an opponent. There are exceptions, of course, like when pushing away his face (detailed above) but in general, try to keep a nice bend to your arms. In the event your opponent grabs your wrist and starts to do something funky, BEND that arm in, pronto!
In the event you are arm barred, again, you’re probably up the creek. There are some defenses, but as you guessed, they’re very situation-specific and not suitable for this guide. So instead, here are some general tips that might help you survive.
First try bending your arm in a different direction, and lateral to the direction of force that’s being applied. For example, if he’s applying an arm bar that aims at keeping your arm out in a straight line—in this case, we’ll say your arm is straight with your elbow facing the ground—instead of just trying to beat his strength and bend it back, try pivoting your arm at the shoulder. This will cause your elbow to bend and shift out to the side—pointing towards your toes, and thereby helping you escape. Conversely, if he’s applying a bent-arm arm bar, trying straightening your arm or pivoting it so it inverts. Any sort of movement contrary to what he’s trying to do can throw a wrench in his plans.
Another strategy is to grab your wrist or fist with your other hand. I know, rocket science, right? But believe it or not, it’s easy to forget this simple strategy, and the extra resistance it affords can help keep your opponent from getting his wish. Of course, if he’s good, he’ll have arm-barred you in a way so that you can’t do this, but hopefully he’s not that good.
Finally, instead of trying to take your arm back, move your body to your arm. Sometimes people panic so much thinking about reclaiming their arm, they don’t consider the other ways they can move. You can see this principle in action most clearly with the classic ground arm bar, where you are on your back, as is your opponent, with your arm between his legs as he pulls down on your arm. Simply reach up, grab your own wrist, and use it as handle to pull yourself up. Again, if he knows what he’s doing, he’ll have some tricks to keep you down, but it shows you how this principle works.
And what about other kinds of locks? Leg locks, wrist locks and the like? Well, a lot of these same principles apply: grab your foot or hand, move in the direction of the limb, etc.
And as usual, don’t forget you can punch.
Sore Made!
(That’s what referees say in a judo when a match is over.) So that’s a lot of information, and you probably feel like you just finished drinking from a fire hose. The bottom line is: keep your chin tucked when you go down, try to stand up as soon as possible, tuck your chin and mind your arms to protect from chokes and arm bars, keep your legs between you and your opponent, and always be thinking of outside-the-box ways you can move or strike in order to get out of tricky situations on the ground. Good luck, and stay safe!